Found it!
“shoot first” by Blake Brand, Polished Tattooing, San Jose CA.
This one came to me when I saw a great picture of Han Solo’s gun - I’m a long time fan of the original Star Wars, and I absolutely LOVE Star Wars tattoos.
GAH! Why is it impossible to find video clips of Rescue Me!? So bummed that I’m almost done watching it all =(
Franco: You don’t do that, Sean. You don’t bang a guy’s girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, or his sister without his permission. And I mean crystal-goddamn-clear permission.
Sean: You haven’t even spoken to her, in like, five years.
Franco: Guys?
Tommy: You broke the rules.
Lou: Big time.
Sean: Wh—? Ho— How? Explain to me how. [Lou interrupts him] Let me finish my — [Lou interrupts him again] Can I at least— [Lou interrupts him]
Tommy: Look, you run into a guy’s ex-girlfriend in a bar and feel her up.
Lou: Yes.
Tommy: You can be in a bar, meet a guy’s ex-wife, and…
Lou: [makes circular gestures on his chest] Titty action.
Tommy: A little bit of titty action. You can even grab guy’s sister’s ass in a bar that the guy actually happens to be in.
Lou: Yes, you could.
Tommy: And it’s all explainable under the giant umbrella of the huge, ‘Sorry-I-Was-Drunk’ rule.
Lou: Like Visa and Mastercard, accepted the world over and never argued.
Tommy: Never argued. Which was why the rule was created by the way, by the… Romans?
Lou: Ah, even earlier than that, my friend: the Druids.
Sean: Listen, Franco didn’t want to have anything to do with her.
Lou: He just doesn’t get it.
Tommy: [counting on his fingers]: Look, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, sister, half-sister: [sweeps his hands]No pussy!
I want everyone treated fairly in this country. We have never gone wrong when we’ve extended rights and responsibilities to everybody. That doesn’t weaken families, that strengthens families
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| — | President Obama |
- 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
Doesn’t really matter to me. It freaks me out when someones pupils are indistinguishable from the rest of their eyes though.
- 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
Not a big fan of candy, but I guess milk
- 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
Can’t anyone get a sharpie tattoo on their back? Not that difficult I think. I would probably just draw things that I actually want to get tattooed, just to get a feel for it.
- 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
Smallish I guess, growing up sucked…I guess it still sucks lol. But I’m trying to avoid being a real adult as long as I can.
- 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
My Grandpa =) I miss him
- 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
Vanilla
- 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
People in Florida like to say that when you’re putting something away you put it “up”…We don’t say that shit up North. So like my first day in 5th grade when we moved down here, my teacher told us to put our pencils up and I help mine in the air.
- 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
How about all 3 years?
- 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
how about another all 4 years
- 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
Pirates and I wont get into it because I can write a novel on the subject if I get started
- 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
I am a monkey
- 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
No, because I was on my cousins swingset when I was a kid and he climbed up on top and unhooked one of the chains while I was swinging and I flew off and landed on my booty. Ruined swings for me
- 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
A big, fat, mean, slobbery, English Bulldog
- 14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?
My brain
- 15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?
I feel like I can read people quite better than most
- 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
Early Madonna was talented and groundbreaking. Old Madonna with her fake accents and crappy music needs to retire and stop trying to stay relevant, its sad. Lady gaga used to be talented and make beautiful music. She instead chose to use gimmicks and fake personalities to sell overproduced, formulaic music to all-too-willing masses. le sigh.
- 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
Ever year
- 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
Have I ever watched any major sporting event sober would be a better question.
- 19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?
My grandma’s Maduros, Arroz con abetuelas, and carne asada. mmmmm
- 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
Margarine…which is probably why I only buy butter now. I can’t believe my parents were hiding this shit from me
- 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
Humans are the only animal on earth that drink milk after infancy, let alone the milk of another species. Shits nasty
- 22: Which continents have you been on?
North America O_o
- 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
Thats for pussies
- 24: Backpacks or satchels?
Since “satchel” is another name for a murse, I’m gonna go with backpack
- 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
Yes, yes, and yes. If the occasion called for it
- 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
I liked Top cat, Catch the pidgeon, Scooby doo, and Doug especially. But my favorites were the live action Nickelodeon shows
- 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
A pig. They are cleaner and smarter than dogs…and wtf would you do with a cow
- 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Well New York is the most beautiful i’ve seen, but I NEVER want to live there again. The grass isn’t greener.
- 29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?
Probably to Acapulco, but I don’t remember how long it was since I was a kid
- 30: The latest you’ve ever slept?
That’s hard to tell since it depends on what time you go to sleep. I guess the longest I’ve ever slept all in one sitting was about 16 hours. And yes, I felt like shit after
- 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
No, and no
- 32: Do you pick at scabs?
Only if its a scar that I want
- 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
Black mmmm
- 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
I’m not sure…60-70 yards? Maybe more, I’m not sure
- 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
If I was forced to move out of the US? Canada lol its the same shit.
- 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
No, No, and no
- 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
School is expensive and unnecessary these days. Learn how to do what you want to do. Get on the job training, and just go for it. Better than taking out student loans and not being able to find your dream job when you graduate.
- 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
Both?
- 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
I’m a veggie so I’d hope so
- 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
Love them
- 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
Of course
- 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
Sure…Except I still get slapped upside my head every once in a while
- 43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween
I was a mummy when I was a kid, that was pretty cool
- 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
I kinda wish it was darker
- 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
I don’t know, maybe eventually
- 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
Not sure how I feel about a survey telling me what I should do. I don’t use any kind of water bottle, disposable or non, so fuck you? lol
- 47: City or nature person?
Depends on how I feel
- 48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
uh
- 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?
I don’t think I’ve ever tried
- 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
Lol no
Are you young at heart, or an old soul?
I fight growing up with everything I have =)
What makes someone a best friend?
Loyalty
What Christmas (or Hanukkah) present do you remember the most?
One year my parents got me a HUGE(or it was huge to me since I was a little kid) Millenium Falcon spaceship. It had removable smuggling floorboards and everything and made noises and had lights…but I liked to take my toys in the shower with me so the electronic features did work for very long
Tell me about a movie/song/tv show/play/book that has changed your life.
Fall Out Boy, Say Anything, Hit the Lights, The Staring Line….I have endless bands..and a handful of movies and TV shows that have made serious impacts on me
Name one physical feature that you like about yourself, and one you dislike.
I like my hair..I dislike my tummy
Would you like to reconnect with any friends you’ve lost contact with?
Nope
What’s more important in a relationship: physical attraction or emotional connection?
They are equally important
Name a movie that you knew would be terrible just from reading the title.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
What holiday do you most look forward to?
Halloween, I love dressing up!
How is the relationship between you and your parents?
I feel like we’ve gotten way closer since I moved out and since I went through alot of hard times and I turned to my mom to talk about things for the first time.
You’ve got the TV on, but you’re not really watching. What channel is the TV on?
History, duh
Name a song that never fails to make you happy.
Fall Out Boy - Thriller
Have you ever read the “missed connections” on Craigslist?
No, but I’m gonna have to now
If you could pick anywhere to live the rest of your life, where would it be?
I like it here..well not specifically where I am now, but I like the Tampa area. I just wish my family was closer. Every time I visit New York I remember why my immediate family left though. Dirty, crowded, expensive, and full of false expectations.
Can money buy happiness?
Of course!
Do you drink? Smoke? Do drugs? Why, or why not?
Drink all the time cause why the hell not =D Quit smoking 3 or 4 months ago cause I feel better. Don’t do drugs cause alot of them cause irreversible damage
Is there anyone close to you that you know you can’t trust?You don’t have to give names.
Stopped associating with those types
Where was your favorite place to go when you were a little kid?
Hmm…Mama’s house
Have you ever spent a night in the hospital?
I was there for a month or so when I was first born..then again when I drank bleach when I was 5, then recently-ish when my mom was sick…and again when my dad was
Do you enjoy being with only one or two friends, or with a large group of people?
Depends on how I feel and who they are. Sometimes I like being surrounded by friends and sometimes I’d rather hang out with one or two and watch a movie or something. I’m sure the same is true for most people
Do you like the type of music your parents listen to?
Some of it…my mom likes Fall Out Boy lol…But also recently started recently started listening to Pitbull. But she mostly listens to Mexican music, which I like. My dad likes Irish music as well as blues and classic rock, so I like that
Do your parents like the type of music you listen to?
Already kind of answered this…but it reminded me that I had my mom listen to Skrillex to see how she responded and to my surprised she TOOK my Ipod from me and demanded to hear more.
Have you ever been bullied?
Haha…yeah when I was a kid I was short and dorky before it was cool
Have you ever bullied anyone else?
Not really
If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
VAGINA! *cough*….I had to
If your partner wanted to wait until marriage before having sex, would you stay in that relationship?
Fuck that, no lol
Do you believe in a god?
Nope
Would you call yourself/your family “middle class?”
My family, yes. I’m way below the poverty line as defined by the US government
Name a TV series you didn’t enjoy until after it ended.
Firefly =( I refused to watch it when I was younger because I was angry over Buffy and Angel being cancelled
Have you ever bought a product from an infomercial?
No, surprisingly since I watch them habitually
If you could give up your car and never have to drive again, would you?
Am I using public transportation or bumming rides?
If you go back to one point in time to give advice to yourself, when would you go and what would you say?
Probably right after high school. I’d tell myself to break up with my girlfriend, not date anybody till after college. Move to Orlando and attend UCF, get a degree in hospitality. And I’d probably be living a comfy with a nice salary right now. But then again…What I went through made me who I am so im conflicted on the thought
What’s your “quirkiest” habit?
I’m not sure, ask Brielle, she would know
What is “normal?” Are you normal?
There’s no such thing
Someone close to you is dying. You have the choice to let this person live for 10 more years, but if you do, you cause the death of 10 strangers. You don’t have to see them die. Do you take the offer?
Depends. Who are these strangers? Who is the person close to me? Too many variables to ask.
What is one thing you could never forgive?
Betrayal of friendship. There are some things you never, ever do. And don’t dare ask for forgiveness for.
Would you rather be in a relationship after the honeymoon period ends, or be single?
I don’t understand the question
Where do you and your friends go to hang out?
Someones house most of the time, or Coppertop
Write the first paragraph of your obituary.
“The world mourns the loss of Daniel Nolan today, but remembers that that MO FUCKA was a drankin, rockin, kick ass party animal and cured AIDS and rocked the faces off half the population of Earth…now in the next 18 paragraphs we will detail all his accomplishments…”
What is the best TV theme song ever?
I love the Firefly intro, But Buffy might be a very close 2nd
When you were young, what would you dream you would be when you grew up?
I wanted to be a paleontologist
When you’re alone in your own home, do you walk around naked?
I’m never alone really, but I totally would
What gets you out of bed in the morning?
The need to eat, drink, have a car and a roof to sleep under.
Do you want to have more friends than you have right now?
No, I just wish my besty lived closer
What part of the past year sticks out in your mind?
Ugh, I’m done with last year and have moved on
You win a scratch-off lottery game that gives you $2000 a week (after taxes) for the rest of your life. Do you keep your job?
Hahahaha, Fuck that! Who would?
Could you be in a long-distance relationship? If you’re in one, what makes yours work?
That’s stupid, whats the point?
What’s the best route to your heart?
I’ve recently discovered that I need to have a good listener. PLEASE have a good sense of humor. Just be sweet and down to earth and fun.
Have you ever met someone through the internet, then met them in real life?
Nah
What is your favorite sport?
Rays baseball
What has been troubling you lately?
Money, what else?
Did you enjoy your high school prom?
Waste of money and time. A shame its not like in the movies lol
What do you use more often: your intuition or logical reasoning?
I pride myself on my logical reasoning as it pertains to spirituality, science, and my general understanding of the universe I live in. I feel like I have a better grasp on things that most people. But I still clamrage from time to time…which I guess would be on the intuition side.
Do you know what makes you happy?
For the most part. Everyone is confused at to what they really want at some point.
Tell me about the last book you read.
It was about James Shields and the Rays playoff run in 2010 and 2011
What is the nicest compliment you’ve ever been given?
I don’t know, I’d need a list in front of me. Sometimes I value compliments on appearance and sometimes I want compliments of my intellect, it depends on my mood.
Who was your first crush?
I forget her name now but there was a girl in the other kindergarten class at St. Thomas…maybe Cathy?
Do you believe that there is life on other planets?
It would be incredibly unlikely that there is not. There are trillions of stars in our galaxy..there are trillions of galaxy’s in the universe. that means there are trillions upon trillions upon trillions of planets in the universe. It is arrogant and absurd to think that we are the only lifeforms that would evolve on one planet out of 999999999999999999999999999999999999 trillion planets
Predict what your life will look like a year from now.
Hah, who knows
Often, people will ask how your last relationship ended. I want to know how it began.
A conversation in the high school cafeteria about Japanese porn and penis lolipops oddly enough. Can’t imagine the number of times I wished I had just told her to fuck off.
Where is your favorite place to go out and eat?
I don’ really know since I started eating vegetarian, still trying to find places that have good stuff.
What is something you want to change about your current situation?
I want to live with people that have jobs
Early bird or night owl?
Its 4AM
Are there any childhood possessions you still hold on to?
My mom still has my Mimibear at home =)
Give me an unpopular opinion you have.
Everyone bashes President Obama. He stabilized the economy that Bush wrecked, unemployment is lower than it has been in over a decade, he’s letting me stay on my parents healthcare, got us out of Iraq, is pulling us out of Afghanistan, killed Bin Laden, is trying to ease the taxes of the poor and middle class and tax the rich more. So yeah I like him, crucify me for that if you want. It’s not like the president runs everything anyway. The House and the Senate even everything out
What was the last song that was stuck in your head?
Beastie Boys - Sabotage!
Where do you live? Be as general or specific as you want.
Temple Terrace, Florida
Do you believe in giving kids medals and trophies for participation?
When I was in the boy scouts we had a halloween costume contest. I was obsessed with Jim Carrey so I dressed up as the riddler. I got the green spandex question mark suit, I dyed my hair orange, got fake bat bombs, EVERYTHING. But another kid came dressed as him too, as his costume SUCKED. But since we were the same, they couldnt give me a prize because it would make him feel bad. My cousin, who came along with me to the meeting for fun, and just wore a wig and said it was a rockstar costume won second place. She was a GIRL at a BOYSCOUT meeting and was just hanging out and won second place while I got disqualified cause some douche wore the same costume as me…..so fuck that. No. lol
What was the longest car ride you’ve ever taken?
2 Days to New York from Florida
Have you ever taken part in a protest?
Yeah when Glenn Beck came to USF a few years ago
Would you ever use an online dating service?
Nah
What is your ethnic heritage?
25% Mexican 25% Puerto Rican 50% Irish
Describe a person that inspires you.
My parents
If you earn minimum wage doing what you love, would you?
I do lol…not that I have a choice really
Do you believe in luck?
No, not really. But I am quite superstitious when it comes to baseball
Describe the last time you were very angry at someone.
hmmm…I was denied a kiss
Do you want to live until you’re 100?
As long as im not like a vegetable or something, yes.
Do people change? If so, how do you keep a relationship together when both of you start to change?
Its very tough. But I suppose if both people change so much to the point where they arent compatible anymore then they will just move on.
Have you ever risked a friendship by telling someone you liked them?
Nah
Would you rather be alone doing something you enjoy, or doing something you don’t like with your best friends?
Alone doing something I enjoy
Do you practice what you preach?
Depends really
What do you value more in a significant other: Attractiveness or intelligence?
Intelligence IS attractive. More than any physical attribute.
Are you hard-headed?
Yes, but I believe I am just strong in my beliefs while still open to alternatives, if the evidence is there to support it
Have you ever laughed uncontrollably when it was socially inappropriate?
Hasnt everyone?
When have you felt most alive?
Wow I don’t know. There were alot of parties I went to when I felt like I was on top of the world, but there were also times when I was alone or with close friends that I felt the same. I think I havent peaked yet. My prime is still out there waiting for me.
Would you prefer to live? A city? The suburbs? The countryside? The mountains?
City’s are full of country and suburb kids who moved there thinking its better but just became poor and disillusioned. Suburbs are full of angsty teenagers and yuppies and the country is full of rednecks. Pick your poison.
Do you often skip breakfast?
Breakfast makes me sick
How do you know what true love is?
It’s different for everyone. I don’t think its something you just “know” or feel like in the movies. I think its something that grows and develops and becomes something unique between two people. When you can’t define it, that’s when it’s real.
Would you want to know the exact date and time you were going to die?
Absolutely, then I could quit my job, take out a bunch of loans I know I could never re-pay, and do everything I’ve ever wanted
Where is “home” for you?
My parents house
What song best describes your life right now?
Hmmmmm idk..First to my head was Young Blood
Do you want to be perfect?
Dumb question
What have you never tried, but would really like to someday?
So many things! Skydiving, scuba diving, archery, traveling, so many things
What’s holding you back?
Money
How do you express your creativity?
I don’t really. I feel like I need an outlet but I haven’t yet found the right avenue to pursue it. I can’t draw, paint, sculpt, or do any of the traditional arts..I’m not smart enough to program, engineer, or anything like that. Maybe I’m just stuck in the middle like everyone else lol. sad but possible.
Describe your neighborhood.
It’s the beverly hills of the ghetto
Name something you only liked because it was popular.
Pokemon, but I eventually grew to love it
Give me the story of your life in six words
Fucked up. Trying to break out
